unlock the magic of the cards

Ever feel the universe is sending signs, but you're missing the decoder ring? Enter Cardology - the celestial dance of astrology & numerology, all hidden within everyday playing cards.

Your card isn’t just a piece of paper; it's the blueprint of your soul, a roadmap sketched by the stars. Uncover your innate gifts, navigate challenges, understand your relationships & align with your divine purpose.

your card is...

♥ the eight of hearts ♥

as an eight

In a world brimming with hyperboles and tall tales, you shine brightly as a beacon of truth, much like a steadfast lighthouse guiding ships through a murky, fog-drenched harbor. Your ambition, as playful and relentless as a cat in laser-chasing glory, is matched only by your resilience, reminiscent of a determined turtle tirelessly forging ahead. You're not just a leader; you're an inspiration, wielding candor like a masterful storyteller captivates their audience.

Each word you utter disrupts the static, like a clarion call of refreshing reality amidst a sea of make-believe. Your fiery determination doesn't just burn; it incinerates obstacles, legendary in its intensity. And your capacity to drive transformation is akin to a superhero's might—minus the flamboyance of a spandex suit. With conviction as your compass, you're not just navigating change; you're the very wind that propels it.

as a heart

You're all about riding that rollercoaster of feels, aren't you? One minute you're planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the next you're deep in a soul-baring convo with your barista.

Your heart doesn’t just wear sunglasses; it’s got a telescope, binoculars, and night-vision goggles—it’s always looking for connections. And while you’re young at heart, sometimes you're like a kid in an emotional candy shop, grabbing for the gummy bears without checking the price tag.

You've got love to spare and it shows, but maybe take a beat to let your head catch up with your heart’s tempo. It’s all about balance—you've got to tango with your impulses, not let them lead you off the dance floor!

as the eight of hearts

You are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, with a side order of moodiness and ancient wisdom. Imagine a philosopher throwing a tantrum – that’s you at your confusing best. You’re the wise sage who occasionally trips over a reality check, dispensing truths and ‘oops’ with equal abandon.

People may need a moment to adjust to your mixtape of moods – from your sage-like insights to your ‘sassy guru’ lectures. Yes, you have the charm factor cranked up to enchantment level, and when you’re in the zone, it’s pure magic. But if that charm turns into a siren call of the sultry kind, things can heat up fast.

So for those drawn to your mystique, the only tip is to expect the unexpected. You’re a paradox on two feet, one minute the life of the party, the next a solitary seeker. It’s like following a compass that points to all directions at once – exciting, huh? Just keep in mind…


the report

Your card's report includes:

  • an in-depth personality profile of your card
  • how others see you
  • why your card has its nickname
  • your soul purpose
  • real talk you need to hear

Seeking a snippet of card wisdom or the perfect present with a personal touch? Snag the report! It’s your bite-sized guide to the wonders of your card – an ideal appetizer for the curious or a thoughtful token for friends and family. Dip your toes into the magic – gift-giving (and receiving) just got an upgrade!

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what people are saying...

This was so much fun! I had lots of a-ha moments and learned so much about myself, my relationships and more. I am thrilled to have been introduced to cardology and so grateful to have found the cards.

Janie S.

Wow. I have studied astrology for the past decade and have just decided to give the cards a try. I am blown away by the accuracy of the information presented in this guide. I will definitely revisit it again and again to continue peeling away the layers.

Mike R.

I love the depth of content in this guide. You took something that seems complicated and made it soooo user friendly. I feel validated in so many things that I have experienced in my life. I always wondered... why did this happen and why am I this way? And it is right there... in my cards. Who knew? Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Alisa L.

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